I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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