i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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