I hate all girls vehemently.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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