"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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