he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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