I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Randomize
