ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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