it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
