Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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