No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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