ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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