Its about making memories worth repressing
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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