Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
babies were throwing up all over the place
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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