going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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