he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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