belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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