I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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