That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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