You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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