hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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