im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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