he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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