I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I forgot how hot balto sounded
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She told me I should be a condom model.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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