That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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