For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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