So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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