Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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