It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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