She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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