genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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