She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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