so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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