I'm lost and stupid without you.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
is wine microwaveable?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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