so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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