on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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