some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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