what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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