did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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