That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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