At least make sure they are 18
Why
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The air was thick with penises
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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