nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
