Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Girls should come with a carfax report
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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