Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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