In the future we'll all be gay
Fuck appropriateness.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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