Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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