Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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