so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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