somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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