Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
