Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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