Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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