I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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