Swine flu. Run for my life!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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