I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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