Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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